I am a lactose intolerant, positive, straight edge, vegetarian, human being with a handlebar mustache. I work in magazines at Barnes & Noble full time. I have a Nintendo Wii, Leonardo is my favorite Ninja Turtle, and I relate myself to Spider-Man. I could always use more money, but I'll take time over that if you've got it to spare.

Photography is my hobby. It is an escape from and a realization about my world, and I love it that way.