Allen Price
As you can tell, I have a camera and it takes pictures. The one's you don't like are my camera's fault. And he says, "Piss off." He's not nice. We fight a lot (the camera and I). The battles are so epic that Peter Jackson is thinking about filming them to use in one of his new movies. They make Beowulf and Grendel's battles look like my grandmother's tea parties that I don't get invited too (that bitch). Don't worry she's dead. Now that I've made you feel awkward, look at my stuff.
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The Eye of a Ninety-Hour Work Week
19 March 2008 — 109 Views, 5 Favorites, 5 Comments
In "Loneliness"
