
Allen Price
As you can tell, I have a camera and it takes pictures. The one's you don't like are my camera's fault. And he says, "Piss off." He's not nice. We fight a lot (the camera and I). The battles are so epic that Peter Jackson is thinking about filming them to use in one of his new movies. They make Beowulf and Grendel's battles look like my grandmother's tea parties that I don't get invited to (that bitch). Don't worry she's dead. Now that I've made you feel awkward, look at my stuff
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Instead of Having the Talk, My Parents Used Nature Pictures
11 Jul 2009 — 52 views, 4 favorites, 3 comments
First We Blend. Then We Stand Still Until Weird Picture Guy Dies.
10 Jul 2009 — 50 views, 1 favorite
The Gentle Grasshopper Destroys Your Crops But Writes A Thank You Letter With A Gift Card To Panera
10 Jul 2009 — 43 views, 2 favorites
Allen's votable photos
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Tickle Party
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- 137 views
- 3 favorites
- 5 comments
Submitted to Transformations
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Diminished Memories
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- 313 views
- 7 favorites
- 5 comments
Submitted to Nostalgia
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Take This Picture in the Winter Time
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- 59 views
- 2 favorites
- 4 comments
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