Allen Price
As you can tell, I have a camera and it takes pictures. The one's you don't like are my camera's fault. And he says, "Piss off." He's not nice. We fight a lot (the camera and I). The battles are so epic that Peter Jackson is thinking about filming them to use in one of his new movies. They make Beowulf and Grendel's battles look like my grandmother's tea parties that I don't get invited too (that bitch). Don't worry she's dead. Now that I've made you feel awkward, look at my stuff.
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Photo Essay
Columbia River Gorge Waterfalls
6 August 2008 — 172 Views
The people of Oregon are lucky. They are in a state filled with beauty (even the Banana Slugs). I regret only being able...
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Falls of Western Maryland
21 July 2008 — 212 Views
I spent seven days exploring Maryland State parks around Deep Creek Lake. Most of these pictures come from Swallow Falls State Park or...
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The Macro Yard
29 June 2008 — 203 Views
Get yourself a macro lense and be ready to spend time on your belly.
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A Bug's Life
22 June 2008 — 218 Views
I like bugs and I sound like a five-year old. Whatever! They're all around us. Biting us, giving us illnesses, making us bleed, eating...
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Black and White 3
1 June 2008 — 248 Views
Just another collection black and white photography I put together. Enjoy!...
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Assateague Island
30 May 2008 — 217 Views
Every year we camp on Assateague Island with the ponies. I used to stay around the camp site or go up to the beach...
Photo Essay
Big Cities
14 April 2008 — 300 Views
Combination of photos taken in Washington D.C. and New York City....
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Black and White 2
22 March 2008 — 440 Views
This is just another collection of desaturated pictures I have taken....
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Mrytle Point Park
9 March 2008 — 280 Views
It's a sassy little park that's filled with deer, a variety of fox, and haunting trails....
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Black and White
9 March 2008 — 355 Views
I felt like organizing all my black and white photos into an essay....
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Yellowstone: It will ruin you in a good way
1 March 2008 — 429 Views
By cosmic design or the bizarre nature of parents, I am an extreme introvert. However, as a teacher, I am usually described as "insane."...
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Yellowstone Part Three
26 February 2008 — 278 Views
This is just another portion of my other two segments....
