Allen Price
As you can tell, I have a camera and it takes pictures. The one's you don't like are my camera's fault. And he says, "Piss off." He's not nice. We fight a lot (the camera and I). The battles are so epic that Peter Jackson is thinking about filming them to use in one of his new movies. They make Beowulf and Grendel's battles look like my grandmother's tea parties that I don't get invited too (that bitch). Don't worry she's dead. Now that I've made you feel awkward, look at my stuff.
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Photo Essay
Blame It On the Tetons!
24 February 2008 — 374 Views
I was there for only one day. I'm an idiot.
Photo Essay
Cat Parts
24 February 2008 — 500 Views
This is still in production. Eventually, I'll take a picture of a whole cat....
Photo Essay
Flower Power (with speical guests from fungus and mold world)
24 February 2008 — 275 Views
There will be some real interesting text coming soon. I just need to think of it first....
Photo Essay
Harpers Ferry
24 February 2008 — 249 Views
It's a small Civil War town in West Virginia. Even if your aren't a history buff, the area has several major trails for hiking...
Photo Essay
Yellowstone Part Two
23 February 2008 — 1807 Views
This is a continuation of my other collection. It is a beautiful and simple place that will steal your heart....
The Project
Thomas Johnson Bridge
23 February 2008 — 335 Views
Some people jump off of it. I just drive over it.
