JPG Magazine: People: Heather Salek

Heather Salek

has been a member since February 2008 and goes by fwickafwee.

I am a dynamic individual, often times seen directing traffic and grating cheese. I have been known to remodel public restrooms, making them more efficient in the areas of air filtration. I write operas for the deaf. I manage time effectively. Occasionally, I hold my breath for two days at a time. I woo women with my sensuous tuba playing, I can roller skate up severe inclines with blinding speed, and I can cook a three-minute egg in two minutes flat.

I can also be found at: http://www.fwickafwee.blogspot.com