...like water and soap keep us healthy... I wash my hands like every hour - pet peeve from being a waiter... you know, if you're mean or condescending to a waiter he/she probably won't wash their hands before they bring your food... that waiter has used the bathroom, smoked, flirted with questionable men and women and licked their fingers after eating the salmon that some other shitty table sent back because it smelled to fishy. It's friggin' fish - it suppose to smell fishy... I used to tip my bussers extra if they would crop dust a table of silver-spoon-up-my-ass-jerks. ... The busser would refill the waters next to the table in question, produce his anbience and walk away. two minutes later the "table in question" would be looking around nervously and accusing each other of impoliteness... be nice to your waiter. They have all kinds of dirty tricks you will never think of...

In the Thoughts in a Bathroom photo essay.