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Botany-> This is actually a very hot science. You think that, since it's all about flowers, it's literally a pansy science. But botany isn't just flowers- it's mostly about breeding and crossbreeding flowers. That's right- flower sex. Graphic stamen-on-pistil action. This is the hardcore birds-and-bees stuff. I will tell you this: if you meet a botanist in a bar, chances are she is ready to go. Botany? More like Hotany.
-Steven Colbert