Vices? I don't have no stinkin' vices!!!

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© Susan Littlefield
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UploadedJanuary 3, 2010
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Q: I've noticed that five of my uploads have " Hot" in front of the caption. Why are they caterogized that way ?

A: Do you know?

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My husband, on the other hand……now there’s a guy with vises!! Hey you say tomatoes, I say tomahtoes, you say potatoes, I say potahtoes, you say vices, I say vises.

44 responses

  • Jack Sills

    Jack Sills (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    And Your Too Silly Susan...LOL Another Good Laugh From You Handstand Susan!!!

  • Regenia Brabham

    Regenia Brabham (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Great one Susan!!!

  • dp *

    dp * gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Hey I have some of these vices. LOL ! OOTB ! well done. dp

  • John Linton

    John Linton gave props (3 Jan 2010):


  • Richard Knight

    Richard Knight (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Reminds me of the time Kingfish told the judge that "Not only does I resents these allegations, I resents the alligator." (For the over-60 crowd only)

  • Carol Arntsen Masiak

    Carol Arntsen Masiak gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    love our delightful susan!


    JOE FAILK gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Always getting your head stuck in a Vise could be called a Vice! Very creative well done!

  • dawn duffield

    dawn duffield gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    You are so darn clever!!!!! Way to use his vices, Susan!!!

  • Joe Schaf

    Joe Schaf   gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Very Funny & Cool Shot!

  • Karen Foto Fiddler

    Karen Foto Fiddler (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Leave it up to you! Great one!

  • Bruce Miller

    Bruce Miller (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    LOL good one.

  • Robert Case

    Robert Case said (3 Jan 2010):

    don't cha just love the English language? Where one word can take on so many interesting and different meanings?

    Susan - you are the BEST when it comes to verbal dexterity! Your handstand was pretty good too but the hand spring?....not so much.....

  • Sonia Adam Murray

    Sonia Adam Murray gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Brilliant Susan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oregon Curly

    Oregon Curly (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Well, this proves the belief that you have a good grip on things. Great entry.

  • Warren ~Mangione~

    Warren ~Mangione~ gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Well, I see you have a good GRIP on this theme, Susan! Very nice entry! You cracked me up as always!

  • Jerry Pittman

    Jerry Pittman gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Lookout here comes the "Vice Squad". Good old "Viceroy" would help come my nerves.

  • Lanis Rossi

    Lanis Rossi gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Love it!

  • Ron LaFond

    Ron LaFond said (3 Jan 2010):


    Things have come to a pretty pass

    Our romance is growing flat,

    For you like this and the other

    While I go for this and that,

    Goodness knows what the end will be

    Oh I don't know where I'm at

    It looks as if we two will never be one

    Something must be done:

    Chorus - 1

    You say either and I say either, You say neither and I say neither

    Either, either Neither, neither, Let's call the whole thing off.

    You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto

    Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off

    But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part

    And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

    So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas, I'll wear pyjamas and give up


    For we know we need each other so we , Better call the whole off off

    Let's call the whole thing off.

    Chorus - 2

    You say laughter and I say larfter, You say after and I say arfter

    Laughter, larfter after arfter, Let's call the whole thing off,

    You like vanilla and I like vanella, You saspiralla, and I saspirella

    Vanilla vanella chocolate strawberry, Let's call the whole thing off

    But oh if we call the whole thing of then we must part

    And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart

    So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters, I'll order oysters and cancel

    the ersters

    For we know we need each other so we, Better call the calling off off,

    Let's call the whole thing off.

    Chorus - 3

    I say father, and you say pater, I saw mother and you say mater

    Pater, mater Uncle, auntie, let's call the whole thing off.

    I like bananas and you like banahnahs, I say Havana and I get Havahnah

    Bananas, banahnahs Havana, Havahnah, Go your way, I'll go mine

    So if I go for scallops and you go for lobsters, So all right no contest we'll

    order lobseter

    For we know we need each other so we, Better call the calling off off,

    Let's call the whole thing off.

    Cha, cha cha! R

  • Ron LaFond

    Ron LaFond gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    I love Louis and Ella . . . this too! R

  • Bill Van Gelder

    Bill Van Gelder gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Cool entry!!

  • Maurie A

    Maurie A gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    LOL!! very vice.....oops, I mean NICE :~o

  • Debrah Leonard

    Debrah Leonard (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):


  • Kevin House

    Kevin House gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Very cool entry. I thought about doing something like this, but alas, I have none of these sort of vices.

  • Donald Brainard

    Donald Brainard (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    Vices are nices when you want to get a grip on something or other!!

  • Zerina Phillip

    Zerina Phillip gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    I love your vices......those you can keep. GREAT

  • diana

    diana (Deleted) gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    hahaha! so many funny comments for that shot have left me commentless!

  • Suzanne McGeady

    Suzanne McGeady said (3 Jan 2010):

    LOL! Glad you got a grip of the situation, Susan! And are thinking outside the square!!

  • Litz Go

    Litz Go gave props (3 Jan 2010):

    I'm glad you have good grip on this situation. Some vices can be good, and some vises can really be good. lol!

  • Lindsay

    Lindsay gave props (3 Jan 2010):


  • eithne mythen

    eithne mythen gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    NICE ONE..

  • Samantha Linton

    Samantha Linton gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    very cool entry for the theme - thanks for the laughs (again!!)

  • Robert Case

    Robert Case said (4 Jan 2010):

    I just HAD to come back so I could say, "Get a grip Susan!" and "Susan I'm worried that you're losing your grip on sanity!" Enuf said.....

  • JamesHarmon McQuilkin

    JamesHarmon McQuilkin   gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    If used in the bedroom, you've covered all bases

  • Maura Wolfson-Foster

    Maura Wolfson-Foster   gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    Your intelligence astounds me....!!!

  • Donna Whitecotton

    Donna Whitecotton gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    I love it....

  • Andrea Petersen

    Andrea Petersen gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    Your humor is really cute...Love it:)) The world needs more laughter and you provide it in a such a good way.

  • Lynne Macgregor

    Lynne Macgregor (Deleted) gave props (4 Jan 2010):

    brilliant sense of humor!

  • misha otaared

    misha otaared gave props (5 Jan 2010):

    i cannot stop giggling at one. :))

  • Judy Wanamaker

    Judy Wanamaker (Deleted) gave props (5 Jan 2010):

    Vises are better than vices anyway! Great wordplay, Susan! LLLOL!

  • A F

    A F said (5 Jan 2010):


  • Nathalie Feld

    Nathalie Feld (Deleted) gave props (6 Jan 2010):

    Never drink coffee while visiting this site! ROFL

  • Christopher Vaughn

    Christopher Vaughn gave props (11 Jan 2010):

    Cool shot.

  • Bruce Baker

    Bruce Baker gave props (15 Jan 2010):

    Again, your unique humor captures the day!! Great one!

  • Leanne Silva

    Leanne Silva gave props (23 Feb 2010):

    Great idea!

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