Looking for Mr. Goodsmoke
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He met her at a bar
They call the humidor
And from the look she gave him
He knew that he would score
She said â€œyour ash is firmâ€
He said â€œyour butt is smokinâ€™â€
She said â€œyou seem complexâ€
He said â€œyou must be jokinâ€™â€
A quick glance at his finger
She saw he was unbanded
He confirmed he was a â€œsingleâ€
Not likely to be branded
She said â€œmy recent love life
Has strictly been â€˜a manoâ€™
But if you come to my place
Weâ€™ll change that if you wanâ€™oâ€
He said â€œyouâ€™re much too looseâ€
She said â€œyou must be tightâ€
But his draw was getting hard
So he joined her for the night
He thought that sheâ€™d be sweet
Mild and light as fluff
But she was hot and spicy
And liked to play it rough
She asked if he would binder
He said heâ€™d rather filler
She wanted him to wrapper
He feared that he might kill her
She tried to pinch his foot
She tried to nip his head
They finally reached a compromise
And rolled around instead
When the night was over
They lay smoking on the floor
Their lust burned to ashes
Their bodies spent and sore
She asked if he would ring
He said â€œitâ€™s hard to gauge
I think it might be safer
When youâ€™ve mellowed some with ageâ€
But he would soon be back
Both knew and understood
Once youâ€™ve gone full-bodied
Nothingâ€™s quite as good
(from Looking for Mr Goodsmoke, by Paul B. Harris)
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