Dipstick in Search of Oilâ€™s Digital Happy Holiday Card
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OK, OK, OK, while sitting in front of my iBook screen with Photo Booth on, holding my iPad 2, and clicking a photo I got this idiotic idea to send the photo to Picnik to add some Holiday highlights in a foolish effort to create a Happy Holiday Card worthy of my favorite line from Tropic Thunder: â€œI know who I am. Iâ€™m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.â€
I know what youâ€™re thinkingâ€¦Heâ€™s sending out a Happy Holiday card before Thanksgiving? How gaucheâ€¦but honestâ€¦itâ€™s not my faultâ€¦blame it on JPGâ€¦after all, theyâ€™re the ones that placed the Communication photo challenge before Thanksgiving Day instead of before Christmas Day.
Some of my favorite quotes for the Holidaysâ€¦
"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." Irv Kupcinet
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." John Stewart
â€œOne of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." Andy Rooney
â€œThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.â€ George Carlin
â€œLet's be naughty and save Santa the trip.â€ Gary Allen
"Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.' I suppose you could say 'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy New Year,' but you probably have shit to do." Jon Stewart, on Bill O'Reilly's objection to "Happy Holidays"
iPad 2 camera
Picnik Holiday effects
22 November 2011
Thanks to David Fullman for the spotlight.
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