The Orchid Peeper strikes again! I need to be stopped!!
By Eric M
1 Mar 2009
For those who are not familiar, see this link:
http://jpgmag.com/stories/10689
I can't believe it! I did it again. I peeped. This entire week I was obsessed, nay I was passionately infatuated with the glorious plant.
At work I couldn't concentrate, my mind drifted and *click* -- a stamen filled my brain cavity.
On my drive home. *click* -- A pistol.
Eating dinner with my wife *click* -- gorgeous anthers.
You see, I'm what you call a peeper. A peeper of flowers. Their enticing naughty bits are just too much and I can't control myself. It's just too enticing and wonderful in so many ways. Hell, I planned to peep, I even bought special equipment to peep.
Sure, others looked at me funny and perhaps silently judged me behind my back.
What am I to do?
You think the FFA or the 4-H has a 12 step program?
3 responses
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Lêda Nardelli gave props (2 Mar 2009):
are really lovely ... seductive ... you have no fault of their obsession ... congratulations for the work!
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Nancy Richard gave props (16 Jun 2009):
Your story certainly got a chuckle from me. I can think of worse things to do than peeping at orchids. LOL Your story and photos are certainly seductive!
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Susan Littlefield gave props (30 Jun 2009):
LOL@ your story, staring in amazement at your photos! Definitely voting!
