Photo Essay

The Orchid Peeper strikes again! I need to be stopped!!

Orchid Close up #1

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I can't believe it! I did it again. I peeped. This entire week I was obsessed, nay I was passionately infatuated with the glorious plant.

At work I couldn't concentrate, my mind drifted and *click* -- a stamen filled my brain cavity.

On my drive home. *click* -- A pistol.

Eating dinner with my wife *click* -- gorgeous anthers.

You see, I'm what you call a peeper. A peeper of flowers. Their enticing naughty bits are just too much and I can't control myself. It's just too enticing and wonderful in so many ways. Hell, I planned to peep, I even bought special equipment to peep.

Sure, others looked at me funny and perhaps silently judged me behind my back.

What am I to do?

You think the FFA or the 4-H has a 12 step program?

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3 responses

  • Lêda Nardelli

    Lêda Nardelli gave props (2 Mar 2009):

    are really lovely ... seductive ... you have no fault of their obsession ... congratulations for the work!

  • Nancy Richard

    Nancy Richard gave props (16 Jun 2009):

    Your story certainly got a chuckle from me. I can think of worse things to do than peeping at orchids. LOL Your story and photos are certainly seductive!

  • Susan Littlefield

    Susan Littlefield gave props (30 Jun 2009):

    LOL@ your story, staring in amazement at your photos! Definitely voting!

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